I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize