ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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