I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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