You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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