You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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