I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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