Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Nobody cheats on THIS.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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