I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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