No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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