Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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