guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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