In America we eat man semen.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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