She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So. Much. Porn.
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