I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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