How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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