im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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