The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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