Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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