i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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