That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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