Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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