what if every blade of grass was a penis?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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