We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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