so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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