My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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