did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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