Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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