i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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