I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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