KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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