Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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