He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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