For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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