I'm really into asian looking animals
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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