That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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