Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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