I am puke
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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