Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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