Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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