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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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