We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Never joke about your clitoris.
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