bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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