Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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