I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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