ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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