Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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