Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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