I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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