How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
