Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
too bad you live with your parents still
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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