Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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