is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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