I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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