nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
third nipple confirmed
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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