Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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